Insight into Inspirations... or something quasi-deep like that

Okay, so I’m nearing my 2000 pageview mark. I decided to hop on one of the (many) bandwagons here and try that whole K-view Contest Thing. Here’s the rules-

1) Contest is open to everyone with the ability to send notes or e-mail! You do not have to be a deviant to win, but it will certainly help!
2) Grab a screenshot of your visit with the counter as close to or exactly at 2,000*
3) Upload said screenshot to your favorite image storage place (photobucket, imageshack, flickr, etc)
4) Send link to me- either in note or e-mail (look down below for the e-mail address, kids!).
Contest winner* will be chosen at random and will receive their choice of the following-
Sketch of their choice (nothing pornographic**- sorry) – Original Character; Favorite Character (aka FanArt)- it matters not to me, for this is your choice.
Render of their choice (nothing pornographic- sorry)- same stipulation as for sketch
Inked Lineart of their choice (again- no porn, sorry)
*- if there are enough screenshots, I will pick 2 winners. One will naturally be the person with the Screenshot of 2000, the other will be the person with the Screenshot closest to my birthyear.
** “ornographic” will be described as blatantly violating DA’s policies. For example- a sketch/render/lineart of a nude woman looking wistfully out a window while illuminated by ambient light is not porn; a sketch/render/lineart of Mickey Mouse jackhammering Santa Claus in the doo-doo hole while the Kool-Aid man gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log on Lois Griffin’s belly… that’s probably porn.


And for the second item- I am opening up for free commissions- I’m starting off easy with this one:

The first 5 people to comment on this journal get to put me to work.